I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE JEALOUS!
If James calls u sweet heart one more time I'm officially going to have to die.
And he sang you happy birthday! And look at all the lovely presants you got! OMG!
YOUR MUM ROCKS and how much do you look like her?!
Also lol at mentally face palming rself, I don't think you did anything embarrassing! I would have been SO MUCH WORSE. Like WOAH. Just the most embarrasing person ever lol.
And I promise the nurse/slut comment - its totally a joke, its just bad humour from a dirty man (I've said worse - but I wouldn't about your mum or anyones mum coz thats a bit naughty...)
Anyway - AWESOME! And next time, me and Anna are totally crashing!
xxxxxxx